"Some jerk strapped a camera to my beak, and now I’m super self conscious about everything I do. Like…you ever wonder about the face you make when you dive? Do I go all figure skater and look like I’m shitting demons when I do it? Are they gonna make a calender of all my dumb faces and call me ‘idiot pelican’ or some internet shit like that?"
Awesome tattoo artist, Sasha Unisex.
it’s really weird when my mom posts a picture or something of me on facebook and then 15 middle aged women I have never met in my life immediately like and comment on it
time to get drunk and clean the bathroom.